Gario's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NoPUNintendo]

Oh God, this is the kind of shit that I pull on people all the time. The jokes are so bad... that they become the joke. Great animation on top of this, to boot.

Punnarific, man. Just punnarific.

TerminalMontage responds:

Thank you Gario! :D

[TGWTG versus dr. Insano]

Wow, that was kind of amazing. It's definitely filled with inside jokes, to be sure, and that will NOT suit everyone's tastes. For those familiar with TGWTG, though, this is pretty awesome. The animation is a little sub-par, though, but it still gets the message across well enough. Nice work, man.

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Glad you liked it!

I'll try to work more on my animation, sure.

[Dear, Princess]

That was a very sweet flash video. 'Course, the site isn't really geared toward Christian stuff, and power to the site for that, but in all honesty people who are offended by this video can do what other people should do when something offends them and ignore it - there's an entire section dedicated to making religiously offensive material that other people simply have learned to ignore, so it's quite hypocritical to attack a video just because you don't believe it's message.

The animation was alright (anime Jesus? What is this...?), and the voice acting was passable, and the message has been heard before. Nonetheless, it was still very well constructed; the symbolism is really quite effectively placed throughout, and the quoting of a passage about love at the end made it impossible to mistake what you were talking about.

In fact, I will actually agree with some of the more polite atheist messages saying that most people will catch the symbolism perfectly fine without a description (that's what symbolism is for, after all), so you can get the best of both world if you leave a less wordy description of the video (say, for example, this is about Jesus' love... and leave it there).

Otherwise, nice movie - I enjoyed it.

exninja123 responds:

thanks! :)

[Pico 'n' Darnell]

Pico, no!!

The single best voice acting bit I've ever heard on here, I shit you not.

The rest of the video is alright, but that one line pretty much made it for me. Patrick Seymour, you are the man.

CyanSandwich responds:

He's the best ;D

[SLOD #1.]

Hail to the Square Wave!

The track has a heavy square wave influx, which is breaking my balls. The animation is quite funny, too - sort of reminds me of the Simpsons... Very strange, but fun to watch.

tehslaphappy responds:

Influences man.

[Marios Fails]

Not that great of a movie...

... but I thought the custom soundtrack was pretty good. You should upload it here so I can download it :P

CornixEtCorax responds:

Thanks for your review!
I uploaded the Soundtrack :)

[Contra Rampage]

Honest to God...

The animation was poor, the audio was weak, and yet this was hilarious. Once the animation gets going (and you start utilizing the rotoscope and freak faces) the video just becomes amazing.

Um... nice work, I'm now stuck watching this.

kalabor106 responds:

Without a doubt. The animation is UGLY. Voice acting was pretty much a scream feast. That is what I get for not learning how to draw or voice act. Thanks for the review every bit helps.

[A New Place]

A music video of OCR music? Sweetness.

The video was a bit on the boring side in the beginning, but I liked the character interplay toward the end, there. Love the music choice - albums like this one really need to be pimped out more than they are.

The people that created the album would certainly appreciate it if you linked where to download the music in the comments section, though, so people would know where to get it.

http://ocremix.org/album/18/donkey-ko ng-country-2-serious-monkey-business

Nice little sprite music video. It's strangely fitting.

Psycosis91 responds:

Duly noted, added the link to the description!